FIRST CHRISTMAS JOKE

3 men die on Christmas Eve, to get into heaven. St. Peter says, “You must have something on you that represents Christmas.”

The Englishman flicks on his lighter and says, “It’s a candle.” St. Peter lets him pass.
The Welsh man jingles his keys and says, “They’re sleigh bells.” St. Peter lets him pass.
The Irish man pulls out a G-string and bra. St. Peter says, “How do they represent Christmas?”
Paddy says, “They’re Carols.”