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Paddy’s Hilarious “Accident” Call from the Hospital!

Paddy calls his wife from the hospital.
Paddy says, “Honey, I had an accident at work.”

His wife replies, “Oh my God, what happened?”

Paddy says, “I cut off a finger.”

Wife asks, “The whole finger?”

Paddy replies, “No, the one next to it!”

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