A guy walks into a bar, orders twelve beers and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender asks, “Dang, why are you drinking so fast?”
The guy says, “You’d be drinking fast too if you had what I had.”
The bartender asks, “What do you have?”
The guy says, “75 cents.”
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