Confessions
My wife was dying. I was by her bedside. She said in a tired voice, “There’s something I must confess.”
“Shhh,” I said, “There’s nothing to confess. Everything’s alright.”
“No, I must die in peace. I had sx with your brother, your best friend, his best friend, and your father!”*
1 For most of his life, John Goodman struggled with alcoholism and depression. He admitted that if he wanted a drink, “nothing” could stop him, and he…
0 In a move that sparked widespread outrage, ESPN opted not to broadcast the National Anthem or the moment of silence preceding the Sugar Bowl, citing “timing…
1 After nearly two months of a contentious and highly publicized battle, Pete Hegseth has received a significant boost in his bid to become the next U.S….
1 I accidentally scraped a car in the parking lot. My boss came sprinting out of the building, screaming, “Who hit my car?!” Embarrassed, I admitted it…
1 The Timpanogos High School Choir was determined to entertain their audience with a twist on a well-known classical piece, The William Tell Overture. First of all,…
0 Riley Keough has been in the Hollywood spotlight since her infancy, making her first magazine cover as a newborn, nestled in her mother Lisa Marie Presley’s…