Dear Spouse,
I am formally ending our marriage. After seven years together, I find myself feeling unappreciated despite my efforts. The past two weeks have been particularly challenging.
You resigned from your job and failed to acknowledge my new hairstyle, my culinary attempts, or my recent purchase of silk boxers.
It seems you have lost interest in our relationship. Whether your feelings have changed or there is someone else, I have made my decision. Yours sincerely,
Your Former Husband.
P.S. Please do not attempt to locate me. I will be relocating to West Virginia with your sister!
Dear Former Husband,
Your correspondence was quite surprising. I did notice your haircut but found it less than appealing, which is why I refrained from commenting. You prepared pork, a dish I have not consumed in seven years. As for the silk boxers, my sister borrowed that amount from me recently. Nevertheless, I still had affection for you. I won a lottery of $10 million, resigned from my job, and arranged a trip to Jamaica for us, but you chose to leave. According to my attorney, you will not receive any of my winnings.
P.S. My sister Carla was originally named Carl—hope that doesn’t bother you!
Feel free to share if this brought you amusement!
Dear Former Husband,
Your correspondence was quite surprising. I did notice your haircut but found it less than appealing, which is why I refrained from commenting. You prepared pork, a dish I have not consumed in seven years. As for the silk boxers, my sister borrowed that amount from me recently. Nevertheless, I still had affection for you. I won a lottery of $10 million, resigned from my job, and arranged a trip to Jamaica for us, but you chose to leave. According to my attorney, you will not receive any of my winnings.
P.S. My sister Carla was originally named Carl—hope that doesn’t bother you!
Feel free to share if this brought you amusement!
Dear Former Husband,
Your correspondence was quite surprising. I did notice your haircut but found it less than appealing, which is why I refrained from commenting. You prepared pork, a dish I have not consumed in seven years. As for the silk boxers, my sister borrowed that amount from me recently. Nevertheless, I still had affection for you. I won a lottery of $10 million, resigned from my job, and arranged a trip to Jamaica for us, but you chose to leave. According to my attorney, you will not receive any of my winnings.
P.S. My sister Carla was originally named Carl—hope that doesn’t bother you!
Feel free to share if this brought you amusement!
