2 Wives chatting in office: Wife 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours???
Wife 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?
Wife 1: Oh, mine was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic dinner. After dinner, we walked for an hour. When we came home, he lit the candles around the house. It was like a fairy tale!