Paddy goes to the doctors with two burnt ears. The doctor asked him, “What happened?”
Paddy says, “Well, the phone rang and I accidentally picked up the iron!”
Doctor replies, “And what about the other one?”
Paddy says, “The bastard’s phoned back!”
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