Paddy wants to become a priest, so he went to see the bishop. “You must answer three questions on the Bible,” says the bishop.
1st question: “Who was born in a stable?”
“Red Rum,” Paddy answered.
2nd question: “What do you think of Damascus?”
“It kills 99% of all germs,” Paddy replied.
3rd question: “What happened when the disciples went to Mount Olive?”
“That’s easy,” Paddy said. “Popeye kicked the heck out of them!”
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