Marriage Certificates
Wife: Honey, what are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for over an hour!
Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.
Wife: Honey, what are you looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for over an hour!
Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.