A man married a woman who had been through ten previous marriages. On their wedding night, as they settled into bed, she turned to him and said, “Please be gentle… I’m still a virgin.” Shocked, the husband sat up. “Wait… how’s that possible? You’ve been married ten times!” She sighed and explained:
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Husband #1 was a salesman—he talked a great game but never delivered.
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Husband #2 worked in tech support—he said he’d check the manual and get back to her.
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Husband #3 was an electrician—he kept saying he needed to find the right connection.
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Husband #4 was a banker—he kept asking for more time to invest in the process.
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Husband #5 was a chef—he insisted on preheating the oven, but never put anything in.
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Husband #6 was a musician—he spent all night tuning his instrument but never played a note.
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Husband #7 was a politician—he made big promises but never followed through.
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Husband #8 was a philosopher—he spent hours debating the meaning of intimacy.
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Husband #9 was a photographer—he only wanted to capture the moment, not be in it.
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Husband #10 was a marathon runner—he was always warming up but never got to the starting line.
The new husband chuckled. “Well, that’s quite a list. But why are you so sure things will be different with me?”
She grinned. “Because you’re a lawyer. This time, I know I’m getting screwed!”