A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks across at him […]
At a small parish in rural England
At a small English parish, an elderly nun told the priest, “Father, your rugs are fraying.” He replied, “You’ve been here long enough to say our rugs.” Later, she […]
Funny Conversation With Operator
Johnny’s Adorable 911 Call Kids often bring unexpected laughter into our lives with their innocent actions. A recent example is four-year-old Johnny, who dialed 911 for help with […]
TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two […]
A married couple
“A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, ‘How is that even possible?’ Husband replied, ‘Well, we […]
A Blind Cowboy Walks In…
An old blind cowboy accidentally wanders into an all-girl biker bar, finds his way to a barstool, and orders a Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, […]
A priest offered a nun a lift.
A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After […]
This Operator Wasn’t Ready for the Call
Johnny’s Adorable 911 Call Kids often bring unexpected laughter into our lives with their innocent actions. A recent example is four-year-old Johnny, who dialed 911 for help with […]
Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together
One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses. He yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The […]
An elderly Pope arrives in New York and is picked up at the airport by a limousine
An elderly Pope landed in New York City, not to a grand procession but to a waiting limousine. As he approached, a mischievous glint lit his eyes. Waving […]