Get ready to laugh out loud—because this collection of blonde jokes will have you in stitches! The headline says it all: “She Said WHAT at Lunch?!” and trust us, you’ll never look at a casual lunch the same way again. From absurd misunderstandings at coffee shops to wild misadventures at car dealerships, these 40 jokes capture the quirky, offbeat humor that only blonde antics can deliver. Whether you’re in need of a quick pick-me-up or a full-on belly laugh, we’ve got you covered. So grab your favorite snack, settle in, and enjoy these riotously clever takes on everyday situations where logic takes a back seat!

A Quick Warm-Up

Before we dive into the 40 side-splitting blonde jokes, here’s a little teaser to tickle your funny bone:

Joke Starter:
Two blondes are sharing a quiet lunch when one leans over and whispers, “I’m getting a boob job.”
The other gasps and blurts out, “Really? That’s nothing—I’m having my arsehole bleached!”
After a stunned pause, the first replies, “Oh my gosh, I didn’t know your boyfriend was getting highlights too!”

If that one didn’t catch you off guard, you’re in for a treat with the 40 jokes that follow!

The 40 Blonde Jokes

Joke 1: The Decaf Dilemma

A blonde walks into a coffee shop and asks the barista, “Do you have any decaf?”
When the barista confirms, she adds, “Could you mix in some extra decaf, please?”
The baffled barista explains, “There’s only one kind of decaf here!”
With a bright smile, the blonde replies, “Perfect—I’ll need the extra dose to figure this out!”
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