Wife: “Honey, don’t forget to buy BREAD when you come home from work and your girlfriend Valerie greets you.”
Husband: “Who is Valerie?”
Wife: “Nobody, I just wanted you to answer, to have confirmation that you saw my text.”
Husband: “But I’m with Valerie right now, I thought you saw me?”
Wife: “What??! Where are you?”
Husband: “Near the bakery.”
Wife: “Wait, I’m coming right now!” After 5 minutes,his wife sends a message:
Wife: “I’m at the bakery, where are you?”
Husband:“I’m at work. Now that you’re at the bakery, buy the bread!”