Boss: (Shouting) “Little Johnny, come to my office right now!” Little Johnny quickly ran into the office, his heart pounding. “Yes, sir!” he said, standing at attention. […]
Jokes
FINALLY BLONDE MEN JOKES
A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts “did you find the shampoo?” He answers “Yes but I’m not sure what to […]
A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been..
A man calls his wife and says, “Honey, I’ve been invited to go fishing out of town with my boss for a week. This could […]
An elderly couple returns to a Mercedes dealership
An elderly couple return to a Mercedes dealership to find the salesman had just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, […]
Harriet and Stanley were in their late 80s and had just moved into a new home
Harriet and Stanley were in their late 80s and had just moved into a new home that their tech-savvy grandson convinced them to make “smart.” […]
Funny story: Fifth grader gets cheeky with teacher
Laughing is one of the simplest, most natural ways to feel good and stay healthy. It’s like a little workout for your soul that boosts […]
The Sunday School Surprise
I was swiping through a d.ating app and matched with someone who didn’t have a profile picture. Desperate for a change, I decided to take […]
Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, strolls into the Country Club with a stunning 25-year-old woman by his side
Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, strolls into the Country Club with a stunning 25-year-old woman by his side. Her beauty and charm leave everyone […]
A trucker walked into a truck stop café and gave his order
A trucker walked into a truck stop café and gave his order. He said, “I’ll have three flat tires, a pair of headlights, and a pair […]
Wake me up!
Once a Blonde was traveling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to […]