“A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, ‘How is that even possible?’ Husband replied, ‘Well, we […]
A Blind Cowboy Walks In…
An old blind cowboy accidentally wanders into an all-girl biker bar, finds his way to a barstool, and orders a Jack Daniels. After sitting there for a while, […]
A priest offered a nun a lift.
A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After […]
This Operator Wasn’t Ready for the Call
Johnny’s Adorable 911 Call Kids often bring unexpected laughter into our lives with their innocent actions. A recent example is four-year-old Johnny, who dialed 911 for help with […]
Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together
One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses. He yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of the bath?” The […]
An elderly Pope arrives in New York and is picked up at the airport by a limousine
An elderly Pope landed in New York City, not to a grand procession but to a waiting limousine. As he approached, a mischievous glint lit his eyes. Waving […]
A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground
A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground. His neighbor, noticing his gloomy demeanor, walked over to check on him. “Hey, what’s got you […]
Blonde in store
A blonde goes into a store and sees a shiny object on the shelf. She asks the clerk, “What is that shiny object?“ The clerk replies, “That is […]
A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck
A policeman pulls over an old man driving a pickup truck with the bed overflowing with ducks. The officer says sternly, “Sir, you can’t have a flock of […]
Husband’s sneaky text prank takes a hilarious turn
Marriage is full of little moments that range from sweet to downright hilarious. One of the best things about being in a relationship is the playful banter that […]