When a 70-year-old single man met a 17-year-old girl one day, he fell in love right away. After getting married, they honeymooned in Florida. A friend asked him […]
A married couple
“A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, ‘How is that even possible?’ Husband replied, ‘Well, we […]
Little Johnny gets an F in math
I am sure that there are not many people who favored mathematics at school. Well, dealing with numbers, fractions, percentages, and the rest of the math operations, isn’t […]
A man and a woman were married for many years
A man and a woman were married for many years, and their arguments were legendary—shouting could be heard late into the night. The old man would often yell, […]
Little Johnny Receives Praise for Witty Response in Math Class
The teacher asked, “If you had eleven dollars and I requested a loan of six dollars, how much would you have left?” Little Johnny answered, “Eleven dollars.” The […]
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour.
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40 miles per hour. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife suddenly looks across at him […]
At a small parish in rural England
At a small English parish, an elderly nun told the priest, “Father, your rugs are fraying.” He replied, “You’ve been here long enough to say our rugs.” Later, she […]
Funny Conversation With Operator
Johnny’s Adorable 911 Call Kids often bring unexpected laughter into our lives with their innocent actions. A recent example is four-year-old Johnny, who dialed 911 for help with […]
TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool beer or two […]
A married couple
“A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, ‘How is that even possible?’ Husband replied, ‘Well, we […]