At a small English parish, an elderly nun told the priest, “Father, your rugs are fraying.” He replied, “You’ve been here long enough to say our […]
Jokes
Funny Conversation With Operator
Johnny’s Adorable 911 Call Kids often bring unexpected laughter into our lives with their innocent actions. A recent example is four-year-old Johnny, who dialed 911 […]
TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE
Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, “Wouldn’t a nice cool […]
A married couple
“A married couple never fought, not even once in 25 years of marriage. A friend of the couple asked, ‘How is that even possible?’ Husband […]
A Blind Cowboy Walks In…
An old blind cowboy accidentally wanders into an all-girl biker bar, finds his way to a barstool, and orders a Jack Daniels. After sitting there […]
A priest offered a nun a lift.
A priest offered a nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had […]
This Operator Wasn’t Ready for the Call
Johnny’s Adorable 911 Call Kids often bring unexpected laughter into our lives with their innocent actions. A recent example is four-year-old Johnny, who dialed 911 […]
Three brothers age 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together
One night the 96-year-old draws a bath, puts his foot in, and pauses. He yells down the stairs, “Was I getting in or out of […]
An elderly Pope arrives in New York and is picked up at the airport by a limousine
An elderly Pope landed in New York City, not to a grand procession but to a waiting limousine. As he approached, a mischievous glint lit […]
A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground
A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground. His neighbor, noticing his gloomy demeanor, walked over to check on him. “Hey, […]