A couple prepares for church one Sunday. As they finish breakfast, the wife notices her husband’s lack of readiness. “Why aren’t you dressed for church?” she asks. He […]

A woman walks into a pharmacy one afternoon, looking calm but determined. She approaches the counter and says to the pharmacist in a low, serious voice, “I need a […]

It was a bright spring morning when little Liam was born, and the whole family was gathered at the hospital. Proud new parents beamed as friends and relatives […]

The classroom was unusually quiet as the teacher wrote a math problem on the board. Turning to face the students, she adjusted her glasses and smiled. “Alright, class, […]

Four married men chose to go fishing together one day. As they threw their lines into the water, they talked about what they had given up to be […]

Get ready to laugh out loud—because this collection of blonde jokes will have you in stitches! The headline says it all: “She Said WHAT at Lunch?!” and trust […]

An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared, “Seven points! ”His wife, puzzled, rolled over and […]

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?” No one answered until little Mary […]

As a couple gets into bed, the husband starts to rub and kiss his wife. She turns over and says, “I’m sorry, honey. I’ve got a gynecologist appointment […]

Two nuns are walking back to the convent at night when two men push them into a dark alley and start having lovemaking with them.One nun says, “God, […]